M16s (a.k.a. Capricorn, December 22 – January 20): You may cop an attitude this month about your assignment in general, no matter what it is or where you are.  Don't let it distract you, however, from the job at hand, no matter how crappy it may be.  You're probably wondering what the hell you were thinking when you signed up, but what's done is done.  What you're doing now will define who and what you are for the rest of your life.  Let your leadership ability will naturally take on a higher level of responsibility for which you're likely to receive some very positive attention later in the month.

Buddies (a.k.a. Aquarius, January 21 – February 18):  Your intuition is likely to be in high gear this month so turn up the gain on your personal antennae and use it effectively.  If you're into playing poker every now and then, you're likely to take more risks than usual, but then again, your intuition may serve you there as well.  What you're experiencing is generating some serious changes in your understanding of authority and responsibility.  If you encounter people who appear worthless, remember no life is ever wasted, you can always serve as a bad example.

Torpedoes (a.k.a. Pisces, February 19 – March 20):  Your environment may be getting on your last nerve these days and making your more irritable than usual.  Try to expand your social circle a bit by getting to know some of the others in your unit a little better and it's likely to payoff big-time.  You're likely to be looked upon very favorably, especially toward the end of the month, perhaps as a result of a project you help finish up.  Any relationship problems will work themselves out over time so don't fret on them too much. 

Grenades (a.k.a. Aries, March 21 – April 20): There's a good chance that just about everything pisses you off even more than usual this month.  Put the energy to good use toward the OPFOR, not your unit.  If you're career military, be thinking about how far up the food chain you want to go and how you plan to get there.  As a natural warrior you can go far, but there are times when it's a good thing to do some forward planning.  A promotion or other type of recognition is very likely toward the end of the month. 

Tanks (a.k.a. Taurus, April 21 – May 21):  This is not the month to be complacent about anything.  Follow procedures, keep your weapons cleaned and in perfect order, and don't worry about your lovelife, which will take care of itself sooner or later.  Positive interactions with the locals are likely, but keep your eyes open for anything that's out of order or not quite right.  If you're deployed, use x-ray vision on everything you see in a physical and cultural sense.  Understanding how and what they think can be very beneficial.

F-16 Fighting Falcons (a.k.a. Gemini, May 22 – June 21):  You're likely to have a lot of bottled-up energy this month.  Make sure you use it properly and don't piss off the wrong people, like the ones watching your "six."  Memorable experiences that have a lasting impact are likely.  Your living conditions may suck, but someday you'll get to brag about how bad it was and get a lot of mileage out of it in one way or another. 

Foxholes (a.k.a. Cancer, June 22 – July 22): You've probably been more serious lately as you absorb what's going on around you.  Bear in mind that you're not alone and that everyone around you is more than likely feeling about the same way, expressed or not.  Have the courage to speak up and start those difficult conversations on things that no one dares talk about and you'll be looked upon very favorably and make some new friends, many of which may last a lifetime.

Carbines (a.k.a. Leo, July 23 – August 23):  Your finances may feel as if they're stuck in reverse these days.  Hang in there, it will get better by late spring.  Your unit as a whole is probably getting on your last nerve in one way or another.  Your best bet is to concentrate on your assignment, which will get your mind off all this other crap and should offer numerous opportunities for advancement later on. 

Drill Sergeants (a.k.a. Virgo, August 24 – September 22):  You may feel as if you've got a 80 pound rucksack on your back that you never get to put down these days.  It sucks, but things will get better by late spring so hang in there.  Misery is good for your creative side, so direct any gloom in that direction.  On the bright side, you may meet someone new and exciting this month, which will also help take your mind off those many annoyances.  Your superiors may be passive-aggressive for a while, and if nothing else they're in a crappy mood, too, so don't do anything to piss them off.

Tracers (a.k.a. Libra, September 23 – October 23):  Keep your eye on the locals as they are likely to be passive aggressive.  They're probably getting on your last nerve as it is, so your best bet is to avoid them as much as you can.  You've probably been reevaluating things at a deep level these days, which will be much to your benefit later.  You're likely to have some pleasant and memorable times with your closest buddies this month.  When you're off duty, feel free to be the one to start up a poker game or other activity that provides a mental break.  The others will appreciate it more than you'll realize.

Submarines (a.k.a. Scorpio, October 24 – November 22):  Things have probably been pretty rough lately, but this will start to improve toward the end of the month.  You're intuitive by nature, which will get even sharper toward the end of the month.  This is a good thing since you need to keep your radar deployed 24/7 for a while.  You're an outstanding schemer so if circumstances warrant, don't hesitate to do your thing.  Those who are less aware than you will appreciate it, no matter what their rank.

Howitzers (a.k.a. Sagittarius, November 23 – December 21):  Finances and such are favorable this month, so if they've been rough for a while, you should see an improvement of some sort.  Those closest to you may be giving you some crap, or possibly you're the one dishing it out, more than likely in a passive-aggressive manner.  Just remember that usually everyone loses in the games people play.  You also don't want to damage your reputation, which could have a bad effect on future opportunities for promotion.