Carbines (a.k.a. Leo, July 23 – August 23):  You da man this month, but don't let it go to your head because everyone hasn't figured that out yet.  Try humming It's Hard to be Humble whenever you're doing something inconsequential and see if that does the trick.  You're a leader by nature, but forcing your opinion on your unit isn't the best way to show it.  Rather, use your talent for developing sound tactical maneuvers, which should be especially strong most of the month, to show them what you're made out of.  If you act like too much of an asshole they won't give a rat's ass how superior you are and you're likely to regret it later.

Drill Sergeants (a.k.a. Virgo, August 24 – September 22): Communicating with others and your mechanical abilities will sharpen up even beyond the norm toward the end of the month.  If something needs fixin', don't be shy about stepping forward, even if it's not your usual responsibility.  A promotion is probably sounding pretty good about now and you're likely to be energized in that direction.  Just make sure you're not too impulsive or overly optimistic, but rely on your usual common sense and the opportunities will come to you.

Tracers (a.k.a. Libra, September 23 – October 23): Your intelligence is rarely questioned and you're probably surprising even yourself these days with some of the things you unearth.  Your creativity and innovative abilities are enhanced, also, so put them to work where you can to benefit yourself as well as your unit.  Especially if you're deployed you can use all the friends you can get, though you're probably acutely aware that quality counts there as well.  Deploy your personal radar to keep your situational awareness high when running missions.  Opportunities for heroics are possible, so stay sharp and be prepared to show your stuff, both mentally and physically.

Submarines (a.k.a. Scorpio, October 24 – November 22): Action within your unit should be heavy this month, but watch your tendency to expect too much from others or you could cause some crap.  Your natural talent for innovation is still working for you, however, so don't hesitate to use it.  Confrontations are likely this month, so prepare yourself mentally and physically to utilize your training at a moment's notice.  Your instincts have always served you well, so listen up; paying attention could save your ass.  Play your cards right and you'll find favor with the right people and might even get a promotion out of it when the dust settles.

Howitzers (a.k.a. Sagittarius, November 23 – December 21): Your ability see beyond the surface can serve you well if you'll let it.  Don't be too optimistic, however, or let your imagination get away from you.  Being too aggressive with those closest to you could cause some serious crap so chill out the best you can in a positive way, such as PT.  It may be hotter 'n hell where you happen to be, but that's better that being in hot water with the people you hope are watching your six.  If you're not already deployed, brace yourself, 'cause it might be comin' soon. 

M16s (a.k.a. Capricorn, December 22 – January 20): Remember that regardless of how something is supposed to work that doesn't mean crap, especially when you need it most.  Be practical and maintain your gear, especially your weapons on a regular basis and don't take anything for granted.  Pay attention to any innovative ideas that pop into your head; they may not be received too well, however, so use your best judgment on whether to share them or not.  It may be best to just store it for future use.  Action is likely, the pace hectic.  Word relative to overseas deployment is possible if you're not already there.

Buddies (a.k.a. Aquarius, January 21 – February 18):  You've probably noticed already that your gear tends to break down more than it should.  It's not you, it's the planets, but it's not going to end anytime soon, so do everything possible to maintain the important stuff, especially your weapons.  Don't trip over your ego this month; if you want your buddies to watch your six, remember you need to do the same for them.  Nonetheless, you may be doing some deep thinking lately relative to what it takes to really consider someone worthy of trust.  Relationships should go well, especially with members of the opposite sex, so if you've been wanting to approach someone, go for it.  

Torpedoes (a.k.a. Pisces, February 19 – March 20):  Your mind is likely to be sharp and any ideas you come up with could bring opportunities, if you use them correctly.  Watch yourself around the barracks, however, since you might be more aggressive than usual.  Direct it away from your buddies and into PT or being more careful than usual with maintaining your weapons.  Assignments should go well this month, but follow known procedures for the best results.  A new relationship is likely, either a new buddy or possibly a romantic interest.  That's one advantage of a co-ed military.  A status change may be in the work.  Make sure your actions push it in the right direction.

Grenades (a.k.a. Aries, March 21 – April 20): Your mind will be active and even more aggressive than usual for a while, so put it to good use.  Romance is possible, as well, so don't act like an asshole, even when you don't think anyone is looking.  Expecting too much of your unit could individually and collectively cause some problems; remember that as a Grenade/Aries you're a natural-born warrior, an advantage most people lack.  You're probably learning more than you ever wanted to know about the OPFOR these days, which should give you more appreciation than you've ever had for the good ol' USA.

Tanks (a.k.a. Taurus, April 21 – May 21): Keep your situational awareness high this month and maintain your gear as if your life depends on it.  Don't take anything for granted, especially your unit, though they may actually bring you a pleasant surprise.  You may miss the comforts of home more than usual.  Your best bet is to use your creativity to do something that will make you feel more at home with what you've got, such as a picture of your favorite fishing spot, a patch of grass, or whatever else you might come up with.

F-16 Fighting Falcons (a.k.a. Gemini, May 22 – June 21): Your energy and aggression will be in high gear this month while Mars, the God of War, is in Gemini.  While you're trying to figure out what a good relationship looks like, make sure you take a good, hard look at the past for clues.  Chances are there's something there that will help you define what you want.  Don't be too idealistic looking at foreign cultures, one way or the other.  Each has its flaws, including our own.  Keep in touch with home and let them know what's on your mind these days.

Foxholes (a.k.a. Cancer, June 22 – July 22): Staying on top of things should come naturally this month, even though you're still probably trying to figure out what they hell you're doing in the military.  If you romanticized it before, you sure aren't now and this "see the world" crap is probably full of too many surprises, some pleasant, some not.  Nonetheless, it's where you are for a while so make the most of it, even if you've definitely decided that making a career of this definitely isn't on your radar.

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