Texas Astrological Forecast

May 2007

Tony Lamas (April 21 – May 21): It’s a new year for you, so get ready to party-hardy. Be sure your friends know it’s that time again and let 'em know what you want. Better yet, give 'em a list. Things look good for the guys this month at Thursday night poker, so skip the Starbucks and shift the cash to your card night fund instead. Lady Lamas will be especially adept at schmoozing for special favors and all y’all should get lucky numerous times this month, if y'all know what I mean.

Dust Devils (May 22 – June 21): You could probably sell ice to an Eskimo this month, so if you need a favor, now’s a good time to ask. Competitions of any sort should go well, whether it’s on the ball diamond or around the pool table. You may be doin’ some hard thinkin’ about your partner, including some of your ex’s as well. The relationship department may not be exactly enchanting lately so when you find yourself alone with the TV and a Bud Lite, think real hard about whether it's worth trying for anything better than this.

Verandas (June 22 – July 22): You’re likely to be in a mighty fine mood most of May, so get out there and enjoy yourself. Something is probably going on at work. You can feel it, but don’t know what it is. Your instincts are correct but you may not know exactly what’s going on for a while. You’ll have lots of energy this month so use it in some way that will make a difference. It'll come back in spades.

Tycoons (July 23 – August 23): You've probably felt stuck in the mud lately, but this should be doin’ better now. Old lovers may be on your mind and you may especially wonder what you were thinking relative to some. Like they say, good decisions come from experience and experience comes from bad decisions. Some sort of legal entanglement is likely, so stay away from your ex and keep your foot light on the accelerator. Things look good for a great time over Memorial Day, so invite some friends over and stock up on brew.

Cowpokes (August 24 – September 22): If you’ve had a bunch of problems around the house lately, like toilets backing up, roaches or whatever, don’t take it personally. Do repairs correctly (no duct tape allowed) to avoid more problems. Keep your eyes open at work and don’t believe everything you hear. Be careful if you have to borrow money this month. Read the fine print and make sure you know what you’re getting into. Plan now to have friends over for Memorial Day and have them help with some of those chores around the house.

Tumbleweeds (September 23 – October 23): If you like puttering around making things, you’re likely to have some good ideas so quit talking long enough to listen for 'em inside your head. Don’t get too hung up on past mistakes, just make sure you know why it didn’t work out. It’s a good time to interview for a new job if you’ve been wantin' a change. You and your partner are likely to have a spat or two, so if you’ve been thinking of taking a few days to visit friends or relatives by yourself, go for it.

Oil Wells (October 24 – November 22): Ain’t it time you finished something up that you’ve been workin’ on for a while now? You move at your own pace, but sometimes it’s just a good time to git ‘r’ dun. Now’s one of ‘em, so get busy. If you don’t have anything better to do, clean out the garage, attic or at least a closet. Then, while you’re hauling all that junk to either the dumpster or the Goodwill, think good and hard about how you managed to gather such a collection of worthless crap in the first place. How much more would you have in the bank if you’d controlled yourself just a bit? Things look good for your lovelife this month so if you’re married, cleaning out all that junk should be worth something, don’t ya think?

Stetsons (November 23 – December 21): You probably tend to think a bit more than most folks, anyway, and right now you have a lot to think about. You may be figuring out a few things, or at least reconsidering whether you’re headin’ in the right direction. Make sure you’re on solid ground and not mentally smokin’ something behind the barn before you make any major moves, however. It’s a good time to borrow money or call in a favor, if you need one. You’ll be feeling pretty sexy this month so make it count.

Dualies (December 22 – January 20): It’s getting into summer so if you haven’t already, give your vehicles and home air conditioner a good once-over. Something's likely to break-down this month around the house, so keep an eye out and be prepared. There might be some arguing or other action going on, pretty-much guaranteed if you don’t take care of business like you should. Nonetheless, things should be going good with your partner, so reward yourself with something you both enjoy, even if you stay home and have some friends over Memorial Day weekend.

Lonestars (January 21 – February 1): Ideas are cookin’ this month for Lonestars, so take advantage of it start that new project around the house. Things at work should be goin' good and if you’re thinkin’ about asking for a raise, go for it. Things with your partner may have been sticky lately, but that should start straightening out, one way or the other. There may be somethin’ goin’ on with those good ol’ boys you hang with that'll make you wonder just a bit. Keep your ear to the ground.

Hurricanes (February 19 – March 20): You’ll have lots of ideas going through your head this month, so make sure the distraction doesn’t cause you to run into a tree or something. Just to be on the safe side, lock up your stuff, no matter what or where it is, ‘cause if you don’t, somethin’ is likely to happen to it that you ain't gonna like. This goes for your car, your house, your wallet and everything in ‘em. On the positive side, your lovelife looks good, but the same advice holds there for being distracted. If you snooze you’ll lose.

Longhorns (March 21 – April 20): Longhorns are going to be feelin’ their oats this month, but try not to start any bar fights where you’re hopelessly outnumbered, even if you think you can take ‘em all. Those who know you on the homefront will probably stay out of your way, but don’t expect much from your lovelife unless your partner finds your Hoorah! behavior sexy. If you’ve done anything bad lately, don’t answer the door for strangers 'cause it might be a process server draggin’ your sorry ass to court.