Texas Astrological Forecast

June 2007

Dust Devils (a.k.a. Gemini, May 22 – June 21): You’re likely to be feeling your Cheerios this month, particularly when hanging around the local ice house with your friends. After June 16 you may have trouble with things like your phone, TV, car or computer. Your thoughts are likely to turn to love, particularly after the 6th, so don’t forget to use deodorant or brush your teeth. You’re likely to start a new activity this month, not that you don’t every month, anyway, but this will be something of a personal nature. Someone may call in a favor or a loan late in the month so have your checkbook handy.

Verandas (a.k.a. Cancer, June 22 – July 22): You may have a hard time saying what you mean or getting across what you want. If people seem more stupid than usual, it’s not them, it’s you. A relationship may change gears or end toward the end of the month, possibly because of a disagreement about the people you hang out with. Make sure you don’t do anything, like get a ticket or anything else, which could cause an unexpected visit from the local Sheriff.

Tycoons (a.k.a. Leo, July 23 – August 23): You’ll be looking better than ever this month, so take advantage of it, especially if your lovelife has been a bit dull lately. There should be plenty of BBQs and other activities going on, and you may even meet someone new. Someone may start some crap with the law, so make sure you keep the dog tied up and keep your foot light on the gas pedal. Something could come up at work that makes you a little restless, so watch the temper or you may find yourself out the door.

Cowpokes (a.k.a. Virgo, August 24 – September 22): If you’re single, there might be some changes in your lovelife, maybe good, maybe bad. You’re likely to be quite interested in the opposite sex, if you get my meaning, but since you bathe regular it shouldn’t be a problem. Your friends should be calling a lot to join them for a beer or two, but if you want to keep the ol’ lady (or ol’ man) happy, you’d probably do better to go home. For those of you who have kids, don’t be surprised if you’re wondering what to do with ‘em lately. More than likely they’s a lot like you. Paybacks are hell, ain’t they?

Tumbleweeds (a.k.a. Libra, September 23 – October 23): There may be some surprises at work, so prepare to lay low and watch for the action. This may be a good month to spend a lot of time fishing or at the mall because your guy or lady friend is likely to be in a bad mood and start some crap, which I know you hate. Better yet, spend more time hanging out with your friends, though that may be the very thing that sets them off. However, you might meet someone new that way, so what the heck?

Oil Wells (a.k.a. Scorpio, October 24 – November 22): There could be some problems with your plumbing, electricity, vehicle, or electronics this month, so don’t spend all your money on beer. There might be some surprises in your lovelife, or with your kids, if you have any. You may be more restless than usual at work because your energy level is likely to be high, which could increase your frustrations. On the positive side, however, you might be able either to call in a favor or charm someone into giving you a chance somewhere else.

Stetsons (a.k.a. Sagittarius, November 23 – December 21): You’ve been thinking a lot lately, trying to figure out if you’re in the right place at the right time. There may be a few surprises on the home front, especially since your kids or lovers may be on your case about something. If you need to borrow money, forget it, since more than likely they’ll mess up the paperwork or make it more trouble than it’s worth. If you need to go to court for anything from a traffic ticket to a divorce, things should work out in your favor this month so git ‘r’ dun.

Dualies (a.k.a. Capricorn, December 22 – January 20): It there’s something that’s been buggin’ you lately, chances are good it will work out this month. You may come up with what seem like hair brain ideas, but don’t throw them out without looking at them real close. There may be some hassles at home, so keep your checkbook handy. It’s a good time to get a new job, so if you’ve been thinking about it, don’t wait any longer. There might be some misunderstandings in your relationships, but it looks like making up will be a good thing.

Lonestars (a.k.a. Aquarius, January 21 – February 18): You may have a breakdown or two this month or other surprise, so don’t spend all your money on beer. You’re likely to come up with some original ideas. If you pay attention and follow through this time, they might even make you some money. Good thing, too, since things at work are likely to be screwed up and annoying as hell. Your partner, however, will be in a good mood and willing to help you leave it all behind, provided you go straight home and arrive sober.

Hurricanes (a.k.a. Pisces, February 19 – March 20): Breakdowns or other problems are possible, including theft, so pay attention. Chances are your children or lovers won’t have a clue what you’re talking about until after the 4th of July, so don’t take it personally. Work should be going well, but it’s a good idea to be thinking about whether you want to work in Walmart the rest of your life.

Longhorns (a.k.a. Aries, March 21 – April 20): You’re likely to be full of hell this month and if you’re not careful may find yourself getting into a brawl or two. Of course that’s called recreation to a Longhorn, to use your own judgment. People at home either won’t be making much sense or there may be a bunch of annoyances with your TV, cell phone, cable or computer. Your lovelife is likely to be hot, however, so leaving the TV, etc. turned off is probably a good idea, anyway.

Tony Lamas (a.k.a. Taurus, April 21 – May 21): You’re usually a slow talkin’ type, anyway, which is probably good because talking ain’t gonna be somethin’ that comes easy until after the 4th of July. This will not be a bad thing, however, and you may find that things at home actually go better. There may be some surprises with friends or coworkers and you may find yourself with the sudden urge to do more than watch at the local rodeo. Just remember what it felt like last time when you hit the ground and use your best judgment from there.