Tumbleweeds (a.k.a. Libra, September 23 – October 23): You might find yourself headin' in a slightly diff'rent direction this month as the ol' clock ticks off another year for y'all.  You're likely to be thinkin' on lots of things good and hard and you might even get this urge to toe the line a bit closer than in years past.  Watch your stuff closely this month and think extra hard before buyin' anything new, 'specially between October 12 - November 3 cuz if you do, sure shootin', it's likely to be a piece o' crap that'll give you nothin' but trouble the whole dang time y'all owns it, whether it be a TV or a new car.  If you have any big, new ideas, they could stir up a hornet's nest at work.  Better to direct your creative urges in a different direction cuz your boss is likely to not be interested or amused.  If you don't listen to what I'm saying here, don't be surprised if you start some serious crap that y'all are gonna regret a whole bunch later.

Oil Wells (a.k.a. Scorpio, October 24 – November 22): Y'all may have a helluva time gettin' folks to understand a word you says, 'specially between October 12 - November 3.  Also check any urges to buy somethin' if it involves talkin', seein', thinkin', or doin' cuz sure as God made little green apples that thang ain't gonna ever work right and it will drive y'all to total distraction.  Trust me on that one, sweetie.  If y'all is smart y'all will also do any important talkin' you need to be doing either before or after that time or y'all will be hosed there, too.  NO matter how clear you may try to say it, absolutely no one'll have the foggiest clue what it is y'all are trying to say.  Keep an eye on your kids as they may be full o' surprises.  If you don't, mark my words, y'all can bet solid money that they's gonna break somethin' real expensive.  If you've been hiding out from the process server dude, be especially on the lookout this month or y'all might be sorry there, too.  Don't count on your friends to protect you, either, cuz it prob'ly ain't gonna happen.  Your best bet this month is to buy several cases of Bud and hole up in your fishin' or huntin' cabin 'til the dust settles sometime in November.

Stetsons (a.k.a. Sagittarius, November 23 – December 21): Those big ideas of yours is likely cause some crap at home.  No matter how good that idea might be, don't expect your significant other to drive you to the bank with a big-ass smile.  Somethin' you's been workin' on at the job is likely to finish up at last and hopefully they'll find somethin' else for you to do instead.  If you put your mind to it, you'll be able to work extra hard and come out lookin' real good.  Disagreements or a flat-out fight or two might come about with your sig other 'bout money.  This is probably nothin' new, but this one could get ugly, so watch out.  You may set your sights on somethin' new you really want this month.  Spend some time talkin' to yourself 'til you figure out what it is.

Dualies (a.k.a. Capricorn, December 22 – January 20): Your money has probably been disappearing like roaches when the lights turn on.  If you think 'bout it long and hard you'll probably figure out why.  Hint: It probably has something to do with things you wanted but never got as a kid.  Scuffles are likely with people close to you, most likely cuz you'll be a bit on the aggressive.  Chill out and count to ten before sayin' anything you might regret later.  If you gotta go before your boss, a judge, or your kid's school principal for anything this month, it should go well, especially between October 13 - 17, so if you have a choice, go then.  Your buddies probably won't know what you're talking about between October 12 - November 3, so keep your thoughts to yourself until then and make sure you know what you're talkin' about when you do.  Don't buy anything during that same time if it involves batteries or moving parts of any variety cuz it's probably not going to work right, ever.  I kid you not.

Lonestars (a.k.a. Aquarius, January 21 – February 18):  If you've been havin' trouble with your stuff for a while now, it's not gonna get better anytime soon.  In this case, your friends may put a dent in your cash supply or something else you hold dear, so better to hang out at their place or the local ice house for a while rather than yours.  Time would be better spent finishin' up some of those home projects instead.  Expect some action at work of one kind or another, hopefully good.  Play your cards right and you might impress the right people if you really lean into it.  Do it before October 12 or after November 3, however, or it's likely to get all honked up.  Borrowin' money from a friend is usually not a good idea, even if they offer it.  No matter how much they insist, better to figure out some other way as you can use all the friends you can get. 

Hurricanes (a.k.a. Pisces, February 19 – March 20): All those damn su'prises is likely to keep on a comin' for a while longer.  Not much you can do 'bout it other than not do anything stupid to help it along.  Some of 'em could be good, so don't wish them away too soon.  Romance is favored this month, or possibly the rekindlin' of an old flame, if this time you're willin' to carry your share of the load.  Do it right this time and you might even be able to nail down a commitment.  Your reputation or career may be affected in some way, however, so make sure you know what you're doin'.  Don't buy anything like a cell phone, TV, computer, watch, car or appliance between October 12 - November 3 or you'll regret it later.  Mercury will be retrograde during that time and that does not bode well for these things. 

Longhorns (a.k.a. Aries, March 21 – April 20): If your job jar is full, this is a good month to make a serious dent in them there chores.  It'll also be good for straightenin' out any problems you got goin', but only to a point.  Between October 12 to November 3 talkin' to folks likely ain't gonna do much good at all, so do it before or after.  It's also a crappy time to buy anything worth buying, such as guns, fishin' reels, cars, washin' machines, cell phones or TVs.  Anything with moving parts or batteries is likely to be a piece of crap, mark my words.  You're likely to get lots done at work and make a seriously good impression on your boss.  If you can, shoot to finish around the 15th, give or take a day or two, and you should get some serious attention.  You might meet someone new of interest this month, either on the romantic or business side, though it could just be a new fishin' buddy.  Keep an eye out. 

Tony Lamas (a.k.a. Taurus, April 21 – May 21):  More 'n likely you're gonna come up with some winnin' ideas this month as your brain and creative juices get together and create some serious opportunities.  Think it thru good 'n hard, go over it again, then one more time to be sure.  Don't be afraid to put some good ol' fashion elbow grease behind it and you might have yourself a real winner.  Something new could come up at work as well, or maybe your ideas relate to there.  If so, this is a good time to tell them about it.  Your sig other, coworkers and friends may not make much sense between October 12 - November 3.  This is also a bad time to buy anything with any moving parts or electronics as it's likely to be honked up the entire time you own the thing.  If you're involved in any group activities, you may be in for a surprise this month.   Possibly an expensive one, though not necessarily bad.  Get all your ducks in a row before reachin' for your checkbook.

Dust Devils (a.k.a. Gemini, May 22 – June 21): This is a good month to earn some points with the missus by gettin' those chores done around the house.  You like to keep busy so here's your chance to kill two birds with one stone.  While you're workin' like a moolyak y'all might have some mighty fine ideas that could pay off big-time later.  Someone you know, or at least think you do, may have a big surprise for you that could change the way people look at you in some way.  Put your family first if you need to make a decision or some kind and you should come out on top.  Between October 12 - November 3 Mercury is retrograde, which will make you think that just about everyone other than yourself is dumb as a rock.  Sorry, bud, but you're to blame, too.  Don't even think about buying anything during this time with moving or electronic parts as it will be a POS that'll give you nothin' but grief for as long as you own the damn thing.  Trust me on that one.

Verandas (a.k.a. Cancer, June 22 – July 22):  You've got some serious energy goin' for you this month, so put it to good use.  If you've been tossin' around an idea or two, you should be able to sit down and put together enough details to actually make it work.  If you have to go back to the drawin' board a few times, not to worry, that's all part of the process.  Make sure you stay busy enough with this new project to stay away from the stores.  Whatever you do between October 12 - November 3, don't buy anything with moving or electronic parts, most especially a vehicle of any kind.  If you absolutely must, be sure to get an extended warranty cuz you can bet you're gonna need it, probably numerous times.  Big changes are possible on the job.  Stay alert, there may be a chance to get ahead in some way. 

Tycoons (a.k.a. Leo, July 23 – August 23): If y'all haven't balanced your checkbook in a while, now is a good time to git 'r' dun.  You're probably gonna have more ambition than usual in getting your money and bills squared away and you should like the results.  A windfall is even possible this month, but don't go spending all your grocery money on the lotto cuz it ain't THAT good.  It's a good month to make a to-do list of things you need to do around the ol' homestead as well.  It's also a good time for finishing up projects you started a few months ago and then quit cuz it was too dang hot.  Be sure to finish up the old stuff before you start into somethin' new.  This may be harder than you think cuz it's likely you'll have some pretty clever ideas a rollin' that you'll want to jump on like a duck on a june bug.  There's also a chance for some romance, so don't get too busy to socialize or turn on the charm.

Cowpokes (a.k.a. Virgo, August 24 – September 22): If the ol' lady or ol' man has been after you to get your act together for as long as memory serves, the good news is that you may finally have the ambition to do just that.  Sometimes you get too busy gripin' and criticizin' to just buckle down and get something done, but you shouldn't have that problem now.  You may have some problems with things breakin' down between October 12 to November 3 as Mercury goes retrograde.  This is a good time for fixin', rethinkin' and redoin' but a bad time for buyin', buildin' and talkin'.  To add the detail I know y'all love, don't buy anything with moving parts or electronics, especially something like a car, cuz sure as God made little green apples it won't run right the entire time you own the dang thing, whatever it might be.  I kid you not.  Relationship issues could cause a few waves at home, especially if you're too determined to get your own way.  Your best bet is to just shut up and work on those unfinished projects.

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