Buddies (a.k.a. Aquarius, January 21 – February 18):  If you're the one giving orders you may have to make extra sure that they're understood correctly, especially the first half on the month.  Remember when you assume you make an ass out of u and me, so don't take anything for granted.  Crank up your situational awareness around the time of your six-month birthday as we're more prone to accidents at that time.  Toward the end of the month your responsibilities are likely to feel like you're toting around an 80 pound field pack in addition to everything else.  Delegate and share the duties where you can.

Torpedoes (a.k.a. Pisces, February 19 – March 20):  You're likely to have more insights than usual this month, but don't let your imagination get too carried away.  It's good for an escape now and then, but not so good if you need to stay in close touch with reality.  You can make a significant contribution to your unit in some manner this month, so follow your instincts there.  We all need as many people on our side as we can get.  You may feel as if you're carrying more than your share of the load in your relationships these days, whether they involve your significant other or your compadres.  That's ok, what goes around comes around.

Grenades (a.k.a. Aries, March 21 – April 20): Your thoughts are likely to be quite aggressive these days, which is not necessarily a bad thing in the military; just make sure they're directed toward the OPFOR and not your unit.  Your assignment is probably heavier than usual lately with more than the usual amount of responsibility shifted your way.  Just remember that's what promotions are made out of.  You're likely to be recognized in some way this month so don't do anything to muck it up, like shooting your mouth off at the wrong time or wrong person.  Your hopes for the future are likely to be vivid and quite imaginative.  Use them to get you through any dark days ahead.

Tanks (a.k.a. Taurus, April 21 – May 21):  Now's the time to start planning your next assignment, which will hopefully be  a nicer place than you are now.  At the least, start thinking about your next R&R.  You're likely to find favor with your superiors this month, so exploit it for what it's worth.  Take extra good care of your weapons and other important equipment to make sure it's in good working order when you need it, then encourage others to do the same.  Use your creativity wherever you can, including your daily activities for some extra positive attention.

F-16 Fighting Falcons (a.k.a. Gemini, May 22 – June 21):  You may be coming on a little too strong these days, so be aware and put a lid on it as appropriate.  Being aggressive is certainly appropriate in the military, but just make sure you direct it toward the right areas.  A windfall of some description is possible this month, so keep your eyes open.  Visions and dreams of foreign places are likely; make them good ones.  Things around the barracks may seem more tedious than usual, so when you bunk out escape mentally whenever you can.

Foxholes (a.k.a. Cancer, June 22 – July 22): Your thoughts are serious and practical these days, but don't keep them to yourself as they may benefit others as well.  There could be good news on the relationship front, but bear in mind this is any one-on-one relationship, not just a significant other.  You may come up with some wild-ass idea that could make you some money.  If you can't do anything about it now, write it down for later, but don't let it slip away. 

Carbines (a.k.a. Leo, July 23 – August 23):  If you haven't been as responsible as you should be with your finances, now is a good time to get them straightened out.  Something good is likely to come from your assignment this month, or you might even manage to pick up a stray dog or cat that will bring you some enjoyment.  Something new could come along relative to your relationships as well, even if it's just a different attitude.  You should be viewed rather favorably, so make it count.  On the other hand, don't bark at those in your unit.  You never know who you might need to watch your six.

Drill Sergeants (a.k.a. Virgo, August 24 – September 22):  You are probably more serious lately than you used to be.  Coupled with your creativity and whatever your assignment happens to be, this month could be a good one for coming up with some new ideas that will have a practical application.  You're mechanically inclined anyway, and this month should help you bring some interesting ideas together.  Try not to be too grumpy or criticize the wrong people or it might bite you later.

Tracers (a.k.a. Libra, September 23 – October 23):  Something good is likely to occur around the bunk house the first part of the month, whether it's some new supplies or a package of goodies from home.  Your creativity is likely to be exceptional this month and your love life might be better than usual as well.  If you're deployed, keep an extra sharp eye on the locals and don't believe everything they say without facts to back them up.

Submarines (a.k.a. Scorpio, October 24 – November 22):  You may come up with an idea that could make you some serious cash.  Remember where you are and what you're doing and don't hold out any unrealistic expectations for those around you.  Nonetheless, toward the end of the month is a good time if you need to have a heart-to-heart talk with someone.  Your instincts, which are already better than most, are likely to be fully deployed, making you quite formidable if you focus it in the right direction.

Howitzers (a.k.a. Sagittarius, November 23 – December 21):  The first week looks like a good time to engage in a good ol' fashioned poker game, if you're so inclined.  Your imagination should be quite keen, so put it to good use where appropriate.  Just don't confuse it with reality.  Your responsibilities are likely to be increasing, but they are more than likely moving in the direction of a promotion.  Keep your eyes open for opportunities to show 'em what you're made out of.

M16s (a.k.a. Capricorn, December 22 – January 20): You're likely to be viewed very favorably, especially the first week of the month, so if you need a favor that's the time to ask.  Keep a close eye on your possessions.  This includes making sure your weapons are clean, in good working order, and that you know where they are at all times.  Throw plenty of energy at your assignment for even more kudos.  Now is a good time to get serious about your next assignment and where you want to go, if you haven't already.  Give going back to school some thought as well.

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