Grenades (a.k.a. Aries, March 21 – April 20):  You'll be in true warrior mode with your fuse even shorter than usual the first half of the month which may make you more inclined than usual to pick a fight with those around you just for sport.  Just remember it would be better to direct it to the OPFOR and in the proper sequence of ready-aim-fire, not some sort of variation.  Your ability to unearth covert information will be especially keen the second half of the month.  Put it to good use.  This combination is great for showing your stuff and conceivably setting yourself up for a promotion.  As fun as it may be, just make sure you're not too impulsive and do something stupid that gets your ass killed in the process.

Tanks (a.k.a. Taurus, April 21 – May 21):  You're likely to have some seriously vivid dreams this month and various other flashes of inspiration.  Pay attention as it might give you some good information.  There may be someone out there who you think is a friend, but isn't.  If so, you're likely to figure that out this month in one way or another and say good riddance to someone in your life who's doing you about as much good as tits on a boar hog. 

F-16 Fighting Falcons (a.k.a. Gemini, May 22 – June 21):  You're likely to stand out in your unit this month for one reason or another.  This means you better execute your assignment flawlessly so it's in a good way and not because you made a mistake.  Either way, you may have a new assignment around the end of the month.  Make sure it's a promotion and not the other way around. Take good care of your weapons and other possessions as they're more inclined than usual to break down, which has probably been the case for the last month or so. 

Foxholes (a.k.a. Cancer, June 22 – July 22): Your level of aggression is high, possibly making you grumpier than usual.  You may think that no one ever notices how much you do for everyone else, but this is not true, at least this month.  There's a good chance that there are more eyes on you than you realize, so make it something worth watching and you might get a promotion or other benefit in return.  Your way of thinking is changing, whether you're aware of it or not, which will increase your sense of responsibility and value to your unit if you pay attention.

Carbines (a.k.a. Leo, July 23 – August 23):  If there's anyone out there who thinks you're an asshole, more than likely they're going to do something annoying.   Bear in mind this is probably someone in your ranks, not someone who's obviously not a friend like the enemy.  You're likely to be more philosophical than usual and make a few changes in your beliefs.  Your assignment has probably turned out to be harder than you expected, but you've made good progress nonetheless.  Your intuition and ability to figure out what's going on around you is likely to be on the rise as well.  A transfer or move are possible toward the end of the month.

Drill Sergeants (a.k.a. Virgo, August 24 – September 22):  You're picky by nature and this is likely to be on the rise in a methodical way that will annoy the hell out of anyone around you.  Don't think that it's your responsibility to point out every mistake that everyone around you happens to make unless you want some recreational fighting added to your schedule.  Apply your increasing sense of organization to your mechanical skills, which are already outstanding, and it will serve you well as long as you don't get an inflated view of yourself.  

Tracers (a.k.a. Libra, September 23 – October 23):  You've probably been getting along pretty well with your unit these days, which has made the days go faster.  You may make a new friend or two this month who will be important in the months to come.  Your ability to get along with others is an asset, just make sure that in your attempt to be fair that you don't say anything that makes you appear as two-faced.  Keep working toward that promotion, your superiors notice more than you think. 

Submarines (a.k.a. Scorpio, October 24 – November 22):  You already think deeper and uncover more secrets than most people and this is going to be increasing even more in the years to come.  Think about how you can apply this in an innovative way that will increase your opportunities.  Those around you of equal and higher rank will notice how you fulfill your assignment so make sure you don't slack off and you might get a better one in the near future.  Your beliefs are likely to be more aggressive and less tolerant these days.  Direct that energy in a positive way or it might bite you in the ass.   

Howitzers (a.k.a. Sagittarius, November 23 – December 21):  Your ability to understand how things of a material or financial nature work is increasing at a level that would surprise even you.  Don't take it for granted, but put it to good use.  You're not always as smart as you think you are, but you can get there if you put some conscious thought behind it, listen more, and talk less.   In other words, don't let your ego get out of line.  Direct all that intellectual energy toward situational awareness wherever you happen to be and it will serve you well.  You might not like the results if you don't.

M16s (a.k.a. Capricorn, December 22 – January 20): A steady increase in your sense of personal power is coming your way over a long time to come.  Now is a good time to take a good look around you and decide what you want to keep and what you want to ditch.  There's a lot to learn from those around you, even the ones you think are assholes.  Remember no life is ever wasted, you can always serve as a bad example.   Fights and disagreements with people you're close to are likely for a while longer.  This is a good time to rework some of your beliefs so as to have fewer assholes in your life in the future, except for those who happen to be relatives.  You're probably stuck with them.  Thought for the month:  If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

Buddies (a.k.a. Aquarius, January 21 – February 18):  You're likely to have a lot of good ideas this month and maybe even get around more than usual.  Your assignment has probably been a bit aggravating lately and you may even feel as if you're under attack.  Of course, if you're deployed, more than likely you ARE under attack.  If you've been working toward a promotion, all your hard work should pay off soon.  Don't be afraid to indulge in some deep thoughts these days.  It doesn't mean you're getting old, it means your perceptions are increasing, which is a good thing. 

Torpedoes (a.k.a. Pisces, February 19 – March 20):  Your energy level is probably higher than usual, so put it to good use.  If you need to stock up on anything, replace something, or turn over a new leaf regarding your finances (or lack of them) now is a good time to do so.  Watch out that you don't go on an ego trip for the next month or so.  It could piss off people that might do you some good later.  You may outgrow one or more of your beliefs this month, which only means you're gathering information from around you and putting it to good use.  Your ability to discern what's going on with the people in your life will be increasing for quite a while.  Put that to good use, too.

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