Forecast for the Filthy Rich

February 2008

Jaguar (a.k.a. Aquarius, January 21 – February 18): If you're trying to sell something, especially one of your ideas, now is a good month as your personal charm will be hitting the gold standard and your ability to convey it in a pleasing way are high. Best to spend the first few weeks preparing, then press with the marketing portion after the 19th. Don't be afraid to take the bull by the horns like some of those good ol' boys at the Rodeo and make it work. Finding investors may be difficult, so look long and hard at your own assets first. Inspiration is all around for you this month, so this shouldn't be a problem.

Porsche (a.k.a. Pisces, February 19 – March 20): A few more breakdowns or arguments around the house are possible this month, but things should start calming down next month. Your relationships may feel as if you're dragging anchor on a forty-two foot sloop these days. This isn't likely to change anytime soon. It's a good time to shop for a new group of friends or social circle, as you're likely to make a favorable impression and also possibly find yourself a new outlook on life that will suit you quite well.

Hummer (a.k.a. Aries, March 21 – April 20): It would be in your best interest to make a superior effort to keep any aggressive thoughts nicely wrapped in velvet this month, so as not to alienate someone who might be able to help you later. Any projects you have in work are likely to be hung up in committee and probably will be for a while. Nonetheless, your public standing is favorable, so if you're running for political office, get out there and do plenty of glad-handing. You are likely to be perceived in a very positive way, even if you slip up and speak your mind. In today's climate, that could easily be seen as an asset.

Bentley (a.k.a. Taurus, April 21 – May 21): This may not be a very good month financially, but this should improve come March. Keep an eye on things and follow your usual, practical methods and you should be fine. Children are likely to be a bit of a burden for the next several month. Be sure to teach them responsibility by not bailing them out too quickly. Legal issues and a trip abroad are both favored, so take your choice: invest in some new real estate, or go spend a month or two in the Mosel River vineyards tasting the latest batches of wine. If you're running for political office, you're likely to be seen very favorably, so be sure to tell them what you're all about. The way things look this month, you'll do no wrong, so exploit it for all it's worth.

Ferrari (a.k.a. Gemini, May 22 – June 21): Your drive and energy should be in high gear this month, so put it to good use on anything that needs to be taken care of on the home front. It's a good month for finding investors, so if you have something you're trying to finance, now's the time to pursue it. Your best bet is to plan carefully the first half of the month or so, then hit it hard after the 19th. It's also a good time for planning a trip abroad, involvement with academia, or executing legal documents.

Lexus (a.k.a. Cancer, June 22 – July 22): More than likely you have an idea for something new that is trying to get your attention. This will be ongoing for quite a while, but don't ignore it as it could be very profitable. This is a good month for relationships of all kinds, whether of a romantic or partnership variety. Get out and socialize a bit and see what networking you can drum up as a result. Creative financing is possible, if needed, specially considering the fact there's a lot of inspiration available to you right now if you give it some serious thought.

Rolls Royce (a.k.a. Leo, July 23 – August 23): Reworking your portfolio over the next few years is something you ought to look at quite seriously. Any projects you have going are favored, though it's not particularly a good time to start something new. Planning is okay, but don't expect to move forward until after the 19th. Take a close look at all your one-on-one relationships, which include not only your significant other but business partners, close friends, and close relatives, and see if there is some element of them that you've been missing. Don't be too vocal in groups or you might be perceived in a negative way that could hurt you later.

Lamborghini (a.k.a. Virgo, August 24 – September 22): If you haven't been taking life as seriously as you should, you'll probably start doing so in the months to come. Your creativity should be extremely active this month in particular, so this is a good place to start paying closer attention to ideas that could be useful or profitable later. Planning and putting things together, either physically or mentally, are favored as well, so don't let anything slip through your fingers without close examination. You could be perceived as too aggressive if you're not careful, so use your increased sense of personal responsibility to tone it down a bit.

BMW (a.k.a. Libra, September 23 – October 23): This is a great month for beautifying your home in some way. You should be able to come up with some really good ideas that are aesthetically pleasing, yet practical and will give you a lot of satisfaction and enjoyment in the future. Put it to good use by letting your imagination go wild and then doing something unique and special. Avoid any trips abroad until March as well as any legal issues, that could easily turn against you. You should also take a serious look at your spiritual side and think about whether you're giving adequate time to that part of your life.

Maybach (a.k.a. Scorpio, October 24 – November 22): This is a good month for coming up with some financially expansive ideas that could be very beneficial. You're usually very perceptive, and it would be a good idea to make sure this is finely tuned to make sure that someone close to you is not being deceptive in some way. No one can sniff out a covert plot like a Maybach, so this should provide some entertainment if nothing else. Keep an eye on your resources this month, especially any shared ones; it's probably not a very good time to borrow money. Revamping your group of friends to one with a more serious mentality is probably worth some thought as well.

Masserati (a.k.a. Sagittarius, November 23 – December 21): It's a good month for finances, to make a major purchase (as long as it's after the 19th), or to take some time off for a cruise or other recreation. Your thoughts should be strong on imagination as well, so if you've been trying to come up with some new ideas, you're likely to find some with minimal effort on your part. Relationships have probably been a bit tipsy for the last few months, but this should improve next month, so hang in there. Some serious considerations relative to your community status, career, or reputation are likely to be on your mind lately. This will last for long enough for some major renovations to take place in that part of your life, so pay attention.

Mercedes Benz (a.k.a. Capricorn, December 22 – January 20): Advancing yourself in an amazingly effortless way is likely this month. Just make sure you get out a bit and frequent a few places other than your usual venues. If your finances are on your mind, now is a good time to take a look at them and possibly do some rearranging. It's also a good time for a pleasure trip of some sort, but it would be best to do so after the 19th. If you have any lingering projects, try to finish them up this month since next week there will be less energy going in that direction. Any unfinished legal or academic issues deserve some attention as well.

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