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Tony Lamas (a.k.a. Taurus, April 21 – May 21):  Humility ain't gonna be where it's at this month with your theme song likely to be Mac Davis' "It's Hard to be Humble."  It's never too late to celebrate your birthday with a "bang!"  and no reason why you shouldn't go for it all month, for that matter.  Spendin' time with your friends should be filled with good times that could even produce an opportunity or two, if you stay sober enough to notice.  Between hangovers, give some thought to where you want to be a year from now, then set your sights in that direction.

Dust Devils (a.k.a. Gemini, May 22 – June 21):  You don't like sittin' still and this will be stirred up even more this month.  You like to think more 'n most folks, even for entertainment sometimes, and this month you might just be thinkin' a lot about what you expect at home.  If things have been stuck lately, especially in the money department, an improvement should be on the way, but it's up to you to figure out what it is.  Maybe it's time to take one o' those bright ideas and make it into a business.

Verandas (a.k.a. Cancer, June 22 – July 22):  Hangin' out with friends, maybe even some new ones, should bring some fun and excitement this month.  If you're lookin' for your soul mate but don't know what to look for, the answer is out there.  Start lookin' in your circle of friends and see what turns up.  The trick to avoiding confusion is knowin' what you want before you start shoppin'.  Once you really know what you want, you usually can find it.

Tycoons (a.k.a. Leo, July 23 – August 23): If you're lookin' for work or a new career, there are several things in your favor this month.  If your finances have been stuck in reverse, this should break loose, and link up with some good insights regarding what you really wanna be when you grow up.  Remember if you keep on doin' what you've always done, you'll keep on gettin' what you've always got.  If you don't like it, then it's time to change a few things.  If you don't know what that might be, ask someone who doesn't like you cuz they'll tell the truth.

Cowpokes (a.k.a. Virgo, August 24 – September 22):  If you're lookin' to jump-start your love life, there are some big surprises out there just awaitin' for you to show up.  While Verandas can figure out what they're lookin' for this month, you may actually be able to stumble onto just what you're lookin' for.  More 'n likely, you need to make a few changes in yourself and your expectations, but once you've done that, what you want is likely to find you.  Work on your attitude a bit and see what happens.

Tumbleweeds (a.k.a. Libra, September 23 – October 23):  There's a surprise lurkin' at work that could make a big difference in your home life.  It might be time to put some inspiration to work and take a step toward your dream home.  This may not mean more stuff or anything fancy, but just a re-do on your opinion of what's really important.  You really need to believe in something other than the fact you'd like another beer.  Once you have it figured out, the energy to go after it should be there with more to spare. 

Oil Wells (a.k.a. Scorpio, October 24 – November 22):  If you're a creative type, expect some quirky ideas to pop into your head this month.  These ideas may involve a new love interest, which is what y'all are all about.  You may have had some real duds in the past, but maybe now you're finally ready to narrow your search down to what you really want.  Start by bein' real serious with yerself 'bout who might want you.  If some improvements are in order, like bathing more often or changin' your 'wears more 'n once a week, then git 'r' dun and see what happens.

Stetsons (a.k.a. Sagittarius, November 23 – December 21):  If somethin' has been standin' in the way of gittin' what you want, that could change this month.  It could happen real quick and be quite a surprise, but don't stand there gapin' at it like a fish in shallow water when the tide goes out.  Fixin' up your job and career is a good bet, but don't be sloppy or ignore the little things it'll take to make it happen.  Not all moves forward mean more money, either, cuz sometimes y'all have to start at the bottom, but if y'all have been crawlin' thru a swamp, there ain't no where to go besides up.

Dualies (a.k.a. Capricorn, December 22 – January 20):  Big ideas are cookin', but they might involve some help from a rich uncle or someone else with deep pockets to make 'em happen.  Somethin' new is brewin' with your love life that ties in real tight with your beliefs and a few changes y'all need to make to yourself.  If you don't know what you believe or why or how you need to change, your chances of getting anywhere aren't good.  You snooze, you lose. 

Lonestars (a.k.a. Aquarius, January 21 – February 18):  Improvin' your money situation can come from some good ol' fashioned inspiration that could just come in the form of a dream.  It might take some hard work to make it happen, but everyone's gotta start somewhere.  Gettin' your homelife where you want is possible, but some serious planning is in order along with a fair share of soul-searching.  If you don't know why you're where you're at, then you're not ready to move yet, either.

Hurricanes (a.k.a. Pisces, February 19 – March 20):  Your friends or coworkers might give you a big surprise of some sort this month that could bring along an opportunity of some sort.  It might even be time to make some changes, even like there comes a time to ditch that old pair of boots, comfortable though they may be.  Give some real, serious thought to where you really wanna go with your life and whether that's what's down the road.  If not, find a different road.

Longhorns (a.k.a. Aries, March 21 – April 20):  Big things are goin' on with your career these days that are makin' you think real hard about what your dreams really are.  Be creative and figure it out.  If y'all don't like herdin' cattle, then it's time to quit hangin' with ranchers, if you get my drift.  A new source of income is out there, just awaitin' for you to hold out your hand.  If you don't know what it is, then start thinkin'.

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